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Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!
by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016
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You Shoot Like A Stormtrooper

An insult that hunters, cops, mobs, or paintball players use. It means that you cant hit shit when you shoot kuz your too fucking gay to learn how to aim or your too friggin weak to hold the gun steady, or you have a crappy scope on your gun and cant aim. Everyone whos seen Star Wars knows that Stormtroopers suck ass at shooting kuz hundreds of them missed hitting Luke and then got their asses kicked.
Hunter : What the hell that friggin moose was right in front of you and you MISSED? Damn you shoot like a Stormtrooper
Cop: You didnt hit the convict? dammit now hes escaped from jail. You shoot like a stormtrooper
Mobs: Dammit you were supposed to whack Jimmy. Whassamottayoo? You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
Paintball Player: Dumbass! Missed me! You shoot like a Stormtrooper!
by ... September 2, 2004
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Icelandic Stormtrooper

An Icelandic Stormtrooper is a highly reaccuring sight in Iceland, the reason why they are called "stormtroopers" is because of their bleached, short crop hair. They usually wear black jeans and black clothes. It's most common for them to come in packs 2-4+ people. It's hard do distinguish one stormtrooper from another because they all act, talk and look the same.
Hey bro I saw a group of Icelandic Stormtroopers outside the gym.

No way, it's like they're multiplying.
by JPalette September 22, 2023
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The Stormtrooper

When you go to give your girl a money shot, you pull-out of her mouth. Then you step back and you hit your neighbor cat .
I went to give your mom a money shot and ended up pulling the Stormtrooper and hit Mr Wilson cat.
by dbotdeadpool September 1, 2017
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seattle stormtrooper

When a guy puts on a fireman's helmet and begins jerking off while a girl eats his ass. When he is about to come he takes off the helmet cums in it, then puts it on the girls head and slaps across the titties with his dick while making lightsaber sounds.
"Damn that girl was such a freak, she just demanded i serve her with a seattle stormtrooper."
by sir pimpalot and fuck2 November 14, 2009
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Societal Stormtrooper

Someone who's a follower and mindlessly agrees with society and/or public opinion simply because they have little to no original ideas or stance on anything all because they want to fit in. They only have so much credibility because they are a majority.
Person 1: "Hey, do you know that guy always talking shit about YouTubers that have haters?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a total Societal Stormtrooper..."
by 354ster August 23, 2018
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Menstrual Stormtrooper

Any man that can put up with the bitchiness, moodiness, and bullshit of a woman when she's on her period and still retain his sanity.
Example of a Menstrual Stormtrooper:

"My bitch has been ragging for the last 3 weeks, and if she don't take any fucking Midol I'm going to go Darth Vader on her ass!"
by sockboy666 July 14, 2009
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