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stone head

a major stoner. a person who smokes a lot of weed
Dude did you see that stone head back their blazin up.
by stone head October 12, 2009
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Stoneham

A suburb of Boston in Middlesex County, Massachusetts. Best known to outsiders as the hometown of figure skater Nancy Kerrigan and to the Stone Zoo, often referred to as the "Stoneham Zoo."

Coloquially known as "New Charlestown," due to the large number of middle-class people from that neighborhood who moved 8 miles north when Charlestown became a yuppie stronghold. Although most South Boston residents head to the South Shore when they move out of the city, some have headed north to Stoneham.
Stoneham has the highest percentage of Irish-Americans of any town in the country. Loyalty to the IRA is such that a BBC reporter visiting the town in 1994, shortly after Nancy Kerrigan's injury by her thug-rival, Tonya Harding, was insulted verbally and threatened with bodily harm. Eventually, the Massachusetts State Police escorted the BBC Reporter on his rounds in Stoneham.

A British tourbook on Boston warns Britons to avoid South Boston, Charlestown, and Stoneham due to the strong anti-British sentiment in those communities.

The average Stonehamite is a third-generation Irish American who hasn't been any closer to the "olde sod" than Good Harbor beach in Gloucester. However, this person talks about the "f-ing Brits" as if s/he grew up in West Belfast.

A Stonehamite's depiction of a "monster:" A black person who grew up in London and speaks with a British accent.
by DFJD May 18, 2006
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Stonehenged

When an item you receive is much smaller than you anticipated when you ordered it (a la the Stonehenge model in "This is Spinal Tap")
Bruce: I ordered a poster off eBay but it was tiny. I thought it would be a lot bigger.

Steve: Yeah man, you got Stonehenged
by MetalliStripe March 26, 2016
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Stonehenge

1. When a group composed of UK (British, Scottish, Welch) males stand in a circle and give each other a handjob to get their rocks off.

2. When members of British Parliament convene to have a debate regarding a topic extremely important to the British citizens, but are unable to come to any sensible agreement on anything and the public determines their convening was just merely to give the appearance that they care for their constituents, but in actuality they don't give a flying fuck and just wanted to gather together for a large circle jerk to cum all over the British populace.
John: Ringo, come join Paul, George, and I over here and complete our circle so we can start our Stonehenge.

News reporter: Members of British Parliament gathered today to discuss their strategy for Brexit, but were unable to agree upon anything, so it appears their meeting was just another Stonehenge.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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stonehands

when a player has no stick handling skills what so ever.
this term is used for the plug who can not cradle/control the puck or ball.
Daniel Venier has mad stonehands.
by Paul Gilligan January 6, 2008
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Stonehaven

Stonehaven is a shite hole of a town filled with weed chavs and a fight about once a hour da move here or you'll be fucking sorry ya fucking mong
I live in Stonehaven

You got any whacky backy
by Urmomgayy January 17, 2019
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Stonededed

The state of mind which occurs after smoking an excessive amount of Marijuana, To the point where vision is extremely blurry, keeping your eyes open is a chore, you hide under a blanket hoping 'they' cannot see you, and you cannot stop laughing, even if your life depended on it... It is acceptable to add 'ed's to the ending of 'stonededed' to show the multiplication in severity of actually how stoned you were.

Ex: Stonededededed- Retardedly Stoned.
Dude last night i was so stonededed... i don't even know where the hell we were!......do we have anymore food left over?
by Robert Minondo February 8, 2008
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