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A suburb of Boston in Middlesex County, Massachusetts. Best known to outsiders as the hometown of figure skater Nancy Kerrigan and to the Stone Zoo, often referred to as the "Stoneham Zoo."

Coloquially known as "New Charlestown," due to the large number of middle-class people from that neighborhood who moved 8 miles north when Charlestown became a yuppie stronghold. Although most South Boston residents head to the South Shore when they move out of the city, some have headed north to Stoneham.
Stoneham has the highest percentage of Irish-Americans of any town in the country. Loyalty to the IRA is such that a BBC reporter visiting the town in 1994, shortly after Nancy Kerrigan's injury by her thug-rival, Tonya Harding, was insulted verbally and threatened with bodily harm. Eventually, the Massachusetts State Police escorted the BBC Reporter on his rounds in Stoneham.

A British tourbook on Boston warns Britons to avoid South Boston, Charlestown, and Stoneham due to the strong anti-British sentiment in those communities.

The average Stonehamite is a third-generation Irish American who hasn't been any closer to the "olde sod" than Good Harbor beach in Gloucester. However, this person talks about the "f-ing Brits" as if s/he grew up in West Belfast.

A Stonehamite's depiction of a "monster:" A black person who grew up in London and speaks with a British accent.
Stoneham by DFJD May 18, 2006
The act of getting your pet pig stoned.
We were getting fucked up and the pig looked bored so we threw him some passive and he r enacted the Simpsons movie before our very eyes. Shit man look at Stoneham go.
Stoneham by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016

stoneham girl 

someonee whoo typess likee thiss
em: heyy imm emeraldd!!
sterling: stoneham girl.

stonehands 

when a player has no stick handling skills what so ever.
this term is used for the plug who can not cradle/control the puck or ball.
Daniel Venier has mad stonehands.
stonehands by Paul Gilligan January 6, 2008

Stonehaven

Stonehaven is a shite hole of a town filled with weed chavs and a fight about once a hour da move here or you'll be fucking sorry ya fucking mong
I live in Stonehaven

You got any whacky backy
Stonehaven by Urmomgayy January 17, 2019

Stonerama 

The act of smoking down weed and binging futurama all day long.
"Dude, are you up for some stonerama tomorrow"?

"Bite my shiny metal ass"
Stonerama by SquallLeonhart99 June 5, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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