Stock market

The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.

Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Stocking Tug

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking

Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.

by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011

Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

by extheist April 12, 2009

sticko mode

when your track relay team is in dead last and you have no hope left so you scream it as the third leg runner passes the baton to the anchor

Alida screamed "sticko mode" as she passed the baton to Sammie who began to sprint the last 200 meters.

by WizzyKhalida16 February 12, 2019

Stockhomo Syndrome

The unconscious assimilation of camp mannerisms as a consequence of spending time with gay friends or engaging with gay culture.

"Brett spent the whole weekend watching re-runs of Will and Grace and suddenly he's obsessed with telling me which celebrities are in the closet."

"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."

by adysmallheath October 3, 2011

Stock Bottom End

"Stock bottom end" refers to a engine thats rotating assembly such as pistons, rods, and crankshaft of the motor are stock or are untouched from the factory.

Guy 1: My whip makes 800 wheel on stock bottom end.
Guy 2: Bullshit man
Guy 1: 2jz brah

by bayonet262 April 5, 2017

We like the stock!

This is a rallying cry for people excited about the stock of a specific company. It became popularized on r/wallstreetbets during the 2021 short squeeze of GameStop's shares (GME), which were being short-sold at a high level by major hedge funds. The high number of buys by WSB forced the hedge funds to repurchase the shares at a much higher price and therefore at a tremendous loss, allowing wage-earning millennials to stick it to Wall St traders and their boomer clients. The millennials who still came out at a loss thought it was worth it.

CNBC: "Surely GME won't go up to $1000."

WSB: "We like the stock!"

by MeaningChronicler January 26, 2021