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The 9ja-Stockholm syndrome 

A Nigerian variation of the bog-standard Stockholm syndrome. A condition simple to explain but difficult to understand.

Characteristics:
You worship the person who steals from you and berate those who try to expose the robbers.

Further Explanation:
(1) "We would rather kill the mouse in the house, than the cobra lurking in the corner" - Source KO

(2) "Even AFTER the mouse has been chased out of the house, they will continue beating it. Meanwhile the cobra would be making a comfortable nest in their house and inviting its friends over" - Source VA
Usage/practice of The 9ja-Stockholm syndrome:
A hungry man steals a politician's mobile phone and he is sentenced to 45 years hard labour; a crooked politician steal billions and he is let off with a slap on the wrist, given national honours and invited back into the corridors of power.

Politicians who steal billions are lauded by crowds lining the street while young men who steal a few pennies to feed their hungry families are lynched and/or burnt alive.
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Stockholm Syndrome 

Stockholm Syndrome is went a captor form and emotional bond with the kidnapper
I got stockholm Syndrome after getting kidnapped. No, I'm not talking about the One Direction song

Stockholm syndrome role play

A form of role playing
Angel and i done Stockholm syndrome role playing it was so hot

Parasocial Stockholm Syndrome 

When someone is in a parasocial/one-sided relationship with a famous person (typically a celebrity or online personality).. and this famous person happens to exhibit toxic, abusive, or inappropriate behavior. The fan ignores their distasteful behavior and continues to support them.

Alternatively, maybe the fan is aware of what they're doing.. but they feel stuck in this one-sided relationship and it's hard for them to escape because of how attached they are.
I'm really into this guy.. but he also creeps me out sometimes. I feel like.. if I ever found out that he's actually a bad person that has done bad things, it would be really hard for me to detach myself from him.

The weirdest part? I don't even know him personally! He's a YouTuber. So why do I feel this way? It's like some form of.. parasocial stockholm syndrome that I'm experiencing or something. That's the only way I can describe it.

Stuckhome Syndrome 

When you have been on Covid-19 lockdown and practiced social distancing for so long you’re afraid it’s going to be weird when you can leave the house again.
After sheltering in place for almost three months to avoid Covid-19 infection, Rachel felt it was normal to never leave the house. She was diagnosed with Stuckhome Syndrome by her therapist
Stuckhome Syndrome by Tomazon April 25, 2020

Stockholm Syndrome 

The first episode of the HBO series, Bored to Death, with Jason Schwartzman. Began the series slow, but turned amazing.
1: Did you see the first episode of Bored to Death?
2:Stockholm Syndrome? Yes, it was good.
1: I'm just glad the others got better.

Stockholm Syndrome 

Roflcaptor
Guy 1: Dude, at first I just got raped a lot but now I totally roflcaptor willingly all the time.
Guy 2: I can tell from your clever change of vowel that you have Stockholm Syndrome, a condition causing you to totally get it on with sexual predators voluntarily.
Stockholm Syndrome by jonnygoo October 3, 2009