Texas Stir Fry

A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.

Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.

by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018

alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.

Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.

by Montague Munch October 20, 2023

Asian Stir-Fry

To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.

I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir-fry last night!

by hello1471 April 1, 2009

Stir Fry

The act of taking two chopsticks and inserting them into a girl's vagina, and then moving them around as if to stir veggies on a wok.

Girl 1: Agh, my cooche still hurts from last night.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: My boyfriend experimented stir fry on me last night.

by banjo007 May 14, 2010

Stirfraterday

When at a frat house, and being a brother of that house, and deciding to cook stir-fry on saturday whilst still attempting to abide by the Stir-fryday tradition.

word man, Stirfraterday is what I'm doing for dinner

by pledgewood February 19, 2011

Drum Set Stir Fry

A sexual act involving a man penetrating a woman in the anus and immediately before male ejaculation the man inserts his penis into the female's ear and 'blows his load' into her orifice. He then proceeds to 'stir fry' the 'spunk' into her 'drum set' with his member.

See that chick over there? I would totally give her a drum set stir fry.

by Drum Master 9000 December 13, 2015

sterfry

A person of high qualities, morals, standards, threshold of humor. Not to be confused with wordstir-fry/word

Wow... I want to marry a sterfry like that...

by SterFry April 29, 2003