hunk of meat on a stick

A hottie who your friends try to hook you up with. You'll love it and hate it at the same time.

There was a guy across the street and he was a hunk of meat on a stick and it was so embarassing.

by paige babe November 2, 2006

meat on a stick

when you have a stick, and you pull your pants down, get string and tie a stick onto your penis. then, it keeps it up. and it doesnt go limp. beware of splinters.

MAN! last night i did meat on a stick, and i got picked up by chicks,

by corpseecourt December 13, 2008

Stinkmeaner

The baddest motherfucka ever to step foot in this world. He's blind, but he'll still whoop you by smacking your bad knee repetitively, uttering a ghetto-ass warcry, and beating you down on security cameras to be later broadcast on the news in Mexico. He may be blind, but he talks so much shit that you almost can see through the spit condensing on your glasses. He will make you fear the ebonics and ignorancism of his ways. Wherever Colonel H. Stinkmeaner goes, nigga moments are sure to occur. After an accidental death, Stinkmeaner is so hardcore that he actually gets kicked the fuck out of hell, dubbed "the baddest motherfucker Hell had ever seen," leaving while calling the devil a bitch-ass nigga. He proceeds to possess a random black man from across the street, has sexual relations with this mans wife, then proceeds to attempt to kill Granddad with an ax. He does not seem to care much about beating the shit out of youngsters, telling Riley and Huey that they're "not too little to get dat ass whooped!"
His hobbies enjoy being a nigga, acting nigga-ish, and niggalizing other random niggas.

Stinkmeaner is the best to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community.

"Man, this some ol' bu-shit."

"That's like calling 1-800-Collect-an-Ass-Whoopin', and NO, that ain't no toll-free call, PAHT-NA!"

(Begin extreme finger-waving + spittage) "BITCH-ASS, RAGGEDY-ASS, PUNK-ASS, PUSSY-ASS, BITCH-ASS NYUUUKAAAAAAAA! You wanna do somethin, BITCH, ASS, NYUKKA?!"

by Spartan-104 December 8, 2007

colonel h stinkmeaner

the baddest motherfucker hell had ever seen

he called me THE DEVIL a...
colonel h stinkmeaner: bitch ass nigga

by QUANDALE DINGLE November 11, 2022

Stinkmeaner Kick

A strong, two footed kick to the chest capable of sending a nigga flying.

Nigga, get outta my face now before I Stinkmeaner Kick you down the steps!

by Btrstarwolf October 18, 2008

stinkmata

A feces stain in the center of your palm resulting from a toilet tissue malfunction (ie, when you wipe your butt, the toilet paper tears, and you end up with a stain in the center of your palm).

Alternate definition: When you wipe and discover an image of Jesus on your toilet paper.

Public restroom toilet paper will often leave you with a stinkmata.

by metsfan1968 October 24, 2012

stinkeater

Someone who loves eating (raunchy) smelling (snatch).

The hooker sensed he was a stinkeater and gave him a free sample.

by Ron eats it December 6, 2018