Simpotent

when a person (usually male) is excessively deferential, engages in flattery, or "does way too much for a person they like" (usually a female), but is afraid to practice sexual acts with said person (usually female) once they show interest.

"bruh, on gawd this nigga Tanukichi be actin real simpotent around these bitches"

by KoolaidJizz January 15, 2021

mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.

A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"

by the.retorik April 24, 2021

Stimp

The act of "grinding" or "twerking," except in the case if stimping, the male penis actually goes into the butt hole of the person they are dancing with. This is hands down the nastiest, kinkiest, rudest and quite frankly the best way to get freaky in da club.

Guy 1:"Damn bro you see how hard Laura was getting stimped at the twerkfest last night? I would so stimp the shit out of her."
Guy 2:"Yea man she's got the asshole of a goddess and she loves getting stimped."

Guy:"Sup beb wanna stimp?"
Girl:"No way Jose, that shit is too hardcore for me."
Guy:"Dumb bitch."

by stimpomatic6969 November 21, 2011

simposis

It is when you are diagnosed as a simp

You've been diagnosed with simposis

by Moohjuice March 21, 2020

Stiopofius

Something to say about your Teachers

Man I really hat my teachers they are Stiopofius

by OhForSure April 20, 2020

simpophobic

having or involving an extreme or irrational fear of simps or simping.

I'm a simpophobic, I hate Jamie the simp.

by z3k31024 October 17, 2020

Stimpy -esque

adjective

An art style that is reminiscent of the slapstick cartoon show "Ren & Stimpy" most commonly depicting highly exaggerated facial features and bulging eyes. May include hyper realistic skin and blemishes

"His drawing was very stimpy -esque, it made me uncomfortable."

by SYDWAD June 2, 2021