steambeast

an older lady who spends time in singles bars trying to pick up guys who are closer to the age she was when she first started hanging out in bars. Usually chain smoking low priced cigarettes, and the second hand smoke is her "steam". Especially common in the rural south.

"Yeah, Tom's bachelor party was a real blast. Cory was so hammered he ended up going home with some steambeast who had to be at least 50."

by Riley Howard November 10, 2005

Dutch Steamboat

During anal sex:

shouts right-wing propaganda
despite libertarian values

(Reverse Dutch Steamboat:
shouts left-wing propaganda
despite wingnut values)

In an open letter, the girlfriends of more than 40 priests have called for a relaxation of the church's stance on celibacy to allow a limited range of sexual practices, including the reverse Dutch Steamboat, the Stockholm Slip'n'Slide and the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

by st_augustine May 29, 2010

steamboat susie

A steamboat Susie is the act of shitting in a long party balloon then putting it in the freezer for half of an hour and proceeding to beat someone up with it

I steamboat Susied Jim yesterday

by Impressive name November 9, 2013

British steamboat

When one person giving oral sex to a male recipient drinks hot tea, thus burning the penis of said recipient.

Sean was giving me a British steamboat and I ended up in the hospital for 3 days. Totally worth it!!!

by MattyGsteen May 19, 2016

Ol' Mississippi Steamboat

Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.

Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.

ENJOY!

This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.

by Sam Wayne May 10, 2007

Steambass

Steambass means when someone is talented in a specific topic presumably sports but can be other topics.

The fans were blown away when they saw Sebastian play like a Steambass

by Steambass June 19, 2020

Steamboat

While suffering from acute flatulence, stick your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.

After eating Chipotle for dinner I had such bad gas I gave my girlfriend the steamboat last night.

by KingCox February 5, 2006