shatterphone

One of the 53% of touchscreen smartphones in use whose displays are spiderwebbed with cracks from being clumsily dropped or, in the case of pre-2011 iPhones, hurled across the room due to AT&T rage.

Hipster 1: Hey, how do we get to Urban Outfitters from here?
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.

by chaos5023 October 6, 2011

Starter Boyfriend

A boyfriend you have as practice for real relationships you plan to have in the future. Like a Starter Marriage this relationship is simply built on the idea of convenience.

If you date someone for the pure experience, without real desire for the relationship to last. A relationship for practice.

A Starter Boyfriend is never a committed relationship.

by CCbbbyy311 October 7, 2009

god-shatter

The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.

She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.

by YAWA September 12, 2017

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

Scatterbrain

A person with a scatterbrain tends to lack focus, lacks direction in life, lacks concentration, extremely forgetful, disorganized, and does not have serious connected thoughts! Can't follow a simple conversation and gets confuse over small matters. These people tend to self- sabotaged any relationship they are in because their brain is all over the place.

Can't ask Greg he has a scatterbrain so he won't remember.

by I AM HOTEP! November 25, 2018

Did I Stutter

when you insult someone and they say, "What did you just say??" it is the best response...ever

alyssa: you fat ho!
triece: what did you just say?
alyssa: did i stutter??

by Angelacia June 20, 2007

basic white girl starter pack

It includes: PINK shirts, Starbucks, ugs, those white adidas shoes, leggings, yoga pants, the newest iPhone, snap chat, instagram, and ever other social media app you can get.

Boy: Hay what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: I really want the basic white girl starter pack!
Boy: but doesn't every girl have that?
Girl: uhhh duh

by Doofenshmirtz October 6, 2017