Starter Porn

The porn that you watch before you watch the real porn that you wanna watch. Usually not very good porn, not good quality. It's just something to watch while u start to get hard. Porn that you don't really wanna cum to, but you would watch it.

wow this porn sucks. I'll have to make it my starter porn for the night.

by DoubleXX July 3, 2010

Smartersex

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.

John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?

by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009

starter marriage

Exclusively refers to a couple's initial marriage, probably at age 24 or less, involving partners with little income and assets. May or may not end with children; will likely not end with more assets than when it began. One or more of the partners may have an advanced degree at the time of divorce. Subsequent marriages are usually to partners higher up the socio-economic scale.

All she got was a '84 Suburu and some crummy dishes. No jewels, no real estate, nothing really to split; it was a starter marriage.

by Jeffry Finer December 16, 2003

starting shit with a starterkit

Slang for when someone provokes a situation that they are bad or inferior in with a superior person or group, especially when it's in very over-the-top, easy-to-tell proportions.

Scrawny Dude: "I'll drop you any day. Square up!"

Heavyweight Champion: "O_O"

Spectator: "LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Spectator #2: "u srs brah?"

Spectator #3: "HE'S GONNA NEED SOME MILK!"

Spectator #4: "Starting shit with a starterkit XD"

by wane the wordwaker August 30, 2016

Car Starter

To get a girl all "fired up" and then have someone else step in and take her away.

I felt like such a car starter when David walked out with that girl I had been talking too all night.

by Caps Lock March 12, 2004

starter salad

Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.

Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?

Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.

Riley: Alright, I'm D.

by Criler September 1, 2009

Starter Beer

A beer you have before you start drinking beers all day.

*alarm goes off at 7am*
B: Yo hand me a Starter Beer

D: For Sure

B: Thanks, can't wait to drink all day.

by SDG14 July 18, 2018