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Sarcasticism

Long version of sarcasm, used by asses with bigger vocabularies than brains.
There is no need for your sarcasticism
by Tyler Mellander May 10, 2007
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sarcastic

No many people understand sarcastic people, because we are too smart to be understood. Oh, com'n be honest! But we really love you!!! We do, I'm not being sarcastic!
-Sarcastic: This website is so cool!
oops! :P
by MPCT May 4, 2006
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Dangerously sarcastic

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.
Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011
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Samtastic

Samtastic is a nickname including the name Sam plus the word fantastic, In which creating Samtastic. Which really means the defintion of fantastic, with the name Sam added on as well.
You are so Samtastic!
by Sam Oh October 7, 2006
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sarcastic

1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.

2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.

2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
by Quizzical November 27, 2006
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stabtastic

(adj.)1.) The quality of being one whom another individual simply wants to stab to death for the sheer pleasure of watching them die.

2.)A particularly brutal horror film.
Did you see that movie? It was stabtastic!
by danielle November 6, 2005
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sarcastic acid

It's chemical formula is H(SrCaSm) and is the substance that stimulates witty comebacks, ironic replies, in other words: sarcasm. It can only be handled in small amounts as it has a pH of 0. If someone is overly sarcastic it can appear as an off-white cloud around a person's head.
"Who's the guy with the cloud around his head?"
"Oh, that's Mike. He has excessive amounts of sarcastic acid, it's genetic"
by Soulfir the Sarcastic May 1, 2008
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