Cock Starch

The term used to describe a man's yeast infection.

I think I should get this checked out, I have cock starch so bad I could open up a pizzeria.

by WednesdayLynn October 16, 2016

anal starch

The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.

Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!

by Chinese Snorkel September 16, 2019

Porn Starch

Casting couch crusties

What's that on the couch? Porn starch

by HatlessSuperior December 13, 2020

starch naked

Naked and with a stiffie.

I walked in and saw my grandpa starch naked.

by Hedgehogmama February 23, 2018

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

Corn Starch

Corn Starch(V) A nice way of saying some one looks like a porn star.

Dude1: Dude that chick looks so freakin HOT!!!!
Dude2: She looks like a freakin Corn Starch

by JimmyFoo October 22, 2008