permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

by Pbaddy October 13, 2009

glacial striations

Marks that appear from rug burns or clothing burns after dry humping or grinding.

After 2 hours of dry humping him I had all these glacial striations.

by Kryptonite26 November 13, 2009

staycation

1. The equivalent of being unemployed for a week.
2. A chance to sit around and look at all the reasons you wanted to get away for a week in the first place.

Man, since I took that staycation, I really feel for all the guys who lost their jobs.

All I did on my staycation was chores

by miriam-websterrr July 9, 2009

Staycation

A vacation you take at home.

I decided to take my vacation time at home and just take a Staycation.

by CromwellsWorld July 1, 2009

Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.

A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(

by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011

oreo starvation

Not having enough Oreos

He died of Oreo starvation

by Good234 August 9, 2017

sturbatin'

Slang for masturbation. Used when you dont really wanna fuckin say masturbation.

Bro I was sturbatin' to Janine in my pants.

by fucheehater2009 June 3, 2016