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star trek

a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.
(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.
by da original playa June 11, 2006
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star trek nerd

any guy who goes to Star Trek conventions, has seen just about every episode of every Star Trek franchise and speaks fluent Klingon, but has never even kissed a girl
Get a date, you pathetic star trek nerd!
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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Star Trek Ending

Something funny happening at the end of sex, resulting in everyone laughing, like at the end of the original Star Trek episodes.
Right at the end of a really long fuck, Jim pulled out and unexpectedly shot Janice in the eye. Everyone laughed, making it a Star Trek Ending.
by 123starknation December 19, 2011
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startrekked

real technology inspired by what was seen in a TV show/movie, like cell phones (Star Trek) and bionic limbs (Six Million Dollar Man), simple lighting using soda bottles placed in roofs in poor communities (MacGyver/simple, cheap and effective tools made from unrelated objects already around you) or lightsabers (Star Wars).
While a team of physicists was attempting to find new ways to deliver quantum information, they found that when more than one photon was fired through a cloud of rubidium in a chamber cooled by lasers to just a few degrees above absolute zero, the photons teamed up and started interacting and behaving in a surprising and unexpected manner. They discovered a way to bind photons together in order to form a new molecule, which behaves similarly to the lightsaber. It was an unintentional discovery and actually a "startrekked" by-product of these experiments. Otherwise, how would they have known the by-product was a lightsaber? The report gives no indication that the scientists will be using the discovery to create real-life lightsabers, but understanding the physics is the first step to that ever happening.
by tocoinaterm October 2, 2013
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star trek

One who has "Lord Cthulu" for their name likely will only score with the worm itself. Star Trek is much better than that.
by dghdsjf July 28, 2003
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Star Trek

Star Trek is a series of TV shows were a bunch of Americans travel troughout the universe encountering garish aliens who speak perfect English. Said encounter between the space gringos and the aliens results in cosmic-sized heaps of trouble, and the gringos are only able to avoid being vaporized in the last possible second.

However, instead of learning their lesson and trying to stay out of mortal danger, a week later they're once again ass-deep in trouble.
Sample dialog in Star Trek:

Mr. Spock: "Captain, we're all about to DIE!!!
Captain: Wait, how long do we have till the top of the hour?
Mr. Spock: "About 43 minutes"
Captain: "Don't worry, we still have 42 minutes to come up with something"
by el santos April 9, 2006
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Star trek skizer

A chick (girl) who will sleep with any man or alien for a upper lever position on The Star Trek Enterprise.
yo man Nyota Uhura played by Zoe Saldana in the new Star Track movie is a star trek skizer.
by Fsmith08 May 11, 2009
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