stalkercore

a description for the behavior of stalkers

"oooh yeah gurl, I liked him until he got all stalkercore on me"

by AdamRamone June 26, 2008

stankaroo

A fat, dumb, fugly bitch with a FUPA who is easily identified by her putrid odor (this stench, as well as the weight issues may have something to do with her unusually high consumption of highly fattening foods from Denny's). Likes to use stupid phrases like "peace out nigga" even though she herself is white. This unfortunate creature has an IQ of about 62, give or take a few points depending on how long it has been since she was in contact with anything or anyone remotely intellectually stimulating. Like other mentally retarded people, the stankaroo displays the following symptoms:
- Delays in oral language development
- Deficits in memory skills
- Difficulty learning social rules
- Difficulty with problem solving skills
- Delays in the development of adaptive behaviors such as self-help or self-care skills
- Lack of social inhibitors
- Difficulty making friends who do not call her an ugly stankass behind her back

1. Damn, that Bev is really a stankaroo!! Someone should really teach her a thing or two about personal hygiene.
2. She can't help being socially inept, she's just a stankaroo.
3. Ugh, what is that horrifying smell? Is there a landfill nearby? Oh, it's just a stankaroo.

by A. Darling December 9, 2008

Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.

"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"

by cherrypit February 28, 2009

stalkative

talkative folks become stalkative in the social networking era

- Your girlfriend is pretty stalkative. She must've been memorising my facebook page, because she complimented me on my specific tastes.


- Show me pics of the girl you hooked up with last night.
- Sorry, I don't have any and I'm not in a stalkative mood today.

by scornflake January 13, 2009

stalkerism

the belief that caring for someone TOO much is completely ok.

stacey's stalkerism caused her to become unstable and "CUT" him off.

by the "JR" June 10, 2008

Stalkaliscious

The act of chronic stalking i.e. by telephone, by facebook, myspace, or even the drive by at the home or workplace when uninvited. To never leave a person alone and not take a hint the person dont want you!

Person 1: Damn girl! Why your inbox full? 50 missed private calls? Who the hell knocking at the door?!

Person 2: Girl, cuz Im soooo stalkaliscious

by Miss Molly P Pimpin February 3, 2010

Stalkabout

Stalkabout: the art of creeping up behind your political opponent while they are giving answer.

As Hilary was giving an answer, Donald Trump went on a stalkabout which creeped her out

by PrinceofWheels August 17, 2019