stale farts

a fart that doesn't leave it's position, meaning it stays in its original x and y fart coordinates and has unmatched smell strength properties compared to regular farts.

(farts in room)
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch

by pseudoderp June 13, 2014

stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018

stale green

a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready

better get ready to slow down, that's a stale green light

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

Stale Legs

A physically slow person.

Man, Chris is can't keep up. He's stale legs.

by Seth Sekhem February 27, 2011

Stalactits

Boobs that hang down to waist-level.

After his weight-loss surgery, his manboobs deflated and became stalactits.

by Leroywaggle June 10, 2013

stale meme

A dank meme that is very old and overused

The meme you just said is a stale meme

by niggerfaggot4lyfe February 21, 2017

Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018