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Hot Staley

Getting your ass beat by an Irish man, then vomiting everywhere.
"Hey Bro, wanna go listen to some Jack Johnson and give me a hot staley later?"
by scurituric December 8, 2009
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Celery Stalker

A person or hacker who spies on someone through their cell phone.
Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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Stalker Box

Facebook's newest annoyance. It's the little box above your online friends that tells you every little thing that all of your friends do on facebook.
Jorge: Ernie, i know you jerked off in my bed.
Ernie: How do you know!?
Jorge: Stalker Box......
by Jsantos914 September 21, 2011
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nigley shalders

hoe 1: I am sexually attracted to that Nigley Shalders over there
hoe 2: I though he was gay?
hoe 1: good thing I am a transvestite
hoe 2: nigga what the fuck
by sussy stef October 20, 2021
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stalker

A stalker is someone who knows all about one person, yet the other person knows nothing about them. Stalkers find out their victim's phone number, address, family members' names and ages, etc. They follow them around school, try to listen in on their conversations, check their profile online, and make it their goal to find out as much information about their victim as possible. Stalkers are very creepy.
Jacob: UGH!!! It's that girl again! How does she find me everywhere!?
Brian: Dude, she's definitely a stalker.
by yesiamcrazy November 13, 2011
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Stale Meme

A meme with an unfunny concept that has probably been overused with no thought. It might have been funny before, but overused.
"Hey look, a gorilla! Rip Harambe!"

"That's a stale meme."
by Harmony Sanderson December 27, 2016
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Car Park Stalker

This is the person who, usually on Saturdays, or on post-Christmas sales days or both if you are really really unlucky, drives around and around for hours trying to second guess and spot from a distance, someone who has finished shopping and is going to leave. It can also happen on really cold rainy days where, although there are spaces within yards of the entrance, everyone wants to park as close as possible so as not to experience the unpleasantness of the climate.

This can be very annoying if you are merely dropping off cumbersome bags in order to resume retail therapy/madness without having to carry the stuff around. By the time you get to your car, you realise creepily that someone has been watching you for at least 10 minutes, maybe longer if the stalker has telescopic equipment, and they are already there, watching with squinty eyes and the signal light blinking to warn others that the car parking space belongs to them and to let you know in a non-verbal way, that you had better get the hell out quickly!

This is particularly annoying if you are starving, have picked up something to eat, and just want a few minutes peace and quiet to nosh in the privacy of your own little space. You feel obligated but annoyed to see someone waiting. You either pretend not to see them, or signal that you have food, signal that you aren't actually leaving if that's the case, or if you're really a pushover, just leave even if you didn't want to.

Also known as a Parking Lot Stalker.

Most people have sat on both sides of the fence in this situation so most of the time both parties handle it in a civilised way.
Get ready for a confrontation - there's at least 3 irate Car Park Stalkers waiting for our space. If we're lucky, they will just fight amongst themselves without us having to get involved - give us a chance to eat our Big Macs before they get cold and be entertained at the same time!
by Missy M September 20, 2005
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