bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.

Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"

by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

organized stalking

Organized stalking can include some of the most insidious and diabolical acts one human can perpetrate on another (because it is evil and beyond the comprehension of those who have never witnessed or experienced such malice). In a long term stalking, with the ultimate intent being the demise of the target, organized stalking can include a "romantic" involvement, romantic on the part of the target, but certainly not on the part of the perpetrator. I have recently experienced these things first hand and I can tell you, the betrayal by someone you have come to love, more than anything, is enough to put you over the edge, especially when you realize the betrayal included your death. It is truly the most sociopathic of behaviours. You are more easily led to the slaughter, even by "volunteering", if the romantic i.e. addiction is intense enough, usually of course sexual and perhaps intensified by substance abuse and enhanced by catering to any fetishes, the rarer the better.
There are "cults" that revel in the ultimate goal, blood sacrifice, as it empowers them in a demonic way, which is the goal. This process may begin long, long before the final act, sometimes years, when it is well organized, as it must be done very carefully, so as to be successful and the perpetrators not be exposed. On the flip side, the "pay off" must be tremendous for so many to be involved and so much time and energy invested.

Organized stalking is used to intimidate and debilitate.

by ScaredNDC March 29, 2017

mental stalking

The act of stalking a significant other in ones mind, thinking of them 24/7.

1.She was mentally stalking him for several weeks
2.She does a lot of mental stalking

by CAS022 March 21, 2007

killing stalking

Killing stalking is a manhwa (korean manga) about a boy, Yoon Bum, who falls for another boy, Sang Woo. He gets obsessed and one day he decides to break into his apartment. We find out that Sang Woo is crazier than we can imagine (and than Yoon Bum will ever be, even though you may not think it is possible).

Many people love it because of its dark theme or the way it shows the mentality of a person with a borderline disorder and how the unhealthy relationship may look. Many people hate it for the same reasons. Sadly, there are also many people who love it only because it's yaoi and "yaoi = good and cute and we ship it" in their opinion. they also are the reason why people think that Yuri on Ice and Killing Stalking are similar (they are not).

Person A: "Have you read Killing Stalking?"
Person B: "Yeah, but I didnt really like it, too dark for me."
Person C: "Yeah, I have, I loved the psychotic theme and how complicated the characters are."
Person D: "Yeah, oh my gosh, I ship them so much they are so cute together I hope they don't break up or anything! I mean, well, it's not YOI, but I loved it too!"
Person A, B, C: "...what?"

by Katty, duh March 4, 2017

Ballin' Like Stalin

When you ball so hard it's as if you're the man of steel himself.

Christo: "Did you see Michael Jordan in the basketball game last night, he was on fire, he was Ballin' Like Stalin."
Tim: Yeah b, yeah."

by FangStix March 11, 2016

instagram stalking

The action of scrolling through someone’s Instagram account and pictures but not liking any of them, simply just to see them. This is especially used by a person who happens to like someone. They use this tactic to learn more about their crush.

I have a crush on the guy and instagram stalking is the only way I get to see him.

by Ihaterunningbutitsallgood November 21, 2017

Stalinium

Sloped, depleted, glued, bent, twisted, consumed, and shitted out by Stalin himself and whacked together with a hammer and sealed with vodka metal, that is capable of bouncing any and all tank shells from 1939-1951

Jesus dude the russian bias is so stronk. This Stalinium is inpenetrable!

by Stalin himself September 12, 2017