Stained Glass 

The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.

People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"

Stained Glass by awesome guy65242345 February 19, 2011

stained glass window

A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.

"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"

stained glass window by Dusk September 6, 2003

stained glass window

What happens after you accidently misfire and blow a load on the closest glass window

I busted and turned it into a stained glass window.

stained glass window by maybenot September 4, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

stained glass window by Cletus September 14, 2003

stained glass window

its the freaking chruch windows

look at the freking staied glass whatever

stained glass window by YO mama September 10, 2003

stained glass window

A variation of a Hot Carl. When you place a piece of plastic wrap on the girls face then shit on her face.

Final conclusion = A stained glass window

Hot Carl with the addition of plastic wrap

stained glass window by Chris Eastwood May 13, 2005

stained glass window

believed to be the remnants of a feudal alien race that would use the fragile object to reflect the rays of the sun and blind their enemies with an aurora of colorful light only to spare enough time to make a meatloaf

He threw the stained glass window onto the rock and it shattered into pieces.

stained glass window by Kuckoo birdies September 13, 2003