outback steakhouse

an overpriced restaurant where the managers require the servers to wait several minutes to ring in your entre' order so you have "time" in between course, thus leading to ridiculously long wait times, before and after you're seated. Not only that, but the servers don't wash their hands.

Friend: Why did you quit Outback Steakhouse?
Me: because that restaurant and their practices are disgusting and I find it's morally wrong to continue to serve people food from that establishment.

by an ex-employee February 7, 2010

steakhouse

When a person eats so much that they have a bowel movement after their meal. In some cases, the steakhouser gets diarrhea or vomits and blames the place of business for food poisoning. They didn't get food poisoned, they just ate so much food that the new food in their system pushed the old food being digested, through their colon into their rectum. Most people that steakhouse believe that defecating 3 or more times a day after meals is a healthy practice, while its a well known fact that it is very unhealthy. Look it up. Steakhousers are usually the embarrassing people of the group that eat way too much and give off a barbaric feeling to their friends.

"I just took a huge crap and destroyed the toilet. I think I might have food poisoning."
"No, you just steakhoused you stupid piece of shit."

by Huf_Money December 27, 2013

Stockhausen

Weird-as 20th century composer who thought he came from Sirius. Wrote music for helicopters, large papier-mache birds, female flautists wearing black catsuits and operas that last for years and years and years. Beloved of modern musicians such as the Beatles as a pioneer in electronic music and thus appears on the cover of Sergeant Pepper. Also beloved of some try-hard posers who mistake insanity for intellect.

A: Hey, some crazy big bird just ripped a music box out of its guts and gave it to me. Ick!
B: Oh, man, you were totally Stockhausened!

A: Do you think we go back to the stars when we die?
B: Who do you think you are, Stockhausen?

A: What do you wanna do today?
B: Let's go Stockhausening!
A: Good idea!
(They pull on catsuits, play with helicopters and sing national anthems over the top of each other)

by Typys August 24, 2011

Ronnie Mac's Steakhouse

A misnomer used to make McDonald's sound like an upscale eatery. Similar to pronouncing Target as Tarjay, it gives the speaker an air of superiority while also almost definitely proving they are a corny dad. The Ronnie Mac in question is, of course, Ronald McDonald.

Child: Where should we go for dinner?
Dad: I bet we can get a table at Ronnie Mac's Steakhouse!

by IdCaster March 9, 2018

Detroit Steakhouse

To do this, you will need three guys and one girl. They will need something to tie he hands behind her back, or handcuffs. Once her arms are placed behind her back, she should lay face down on the floor. Two of the men then put their dicks in her ass, using A-1 steak sauce as a lube. The other man will take a t-bone or any other kind of steak and begin rubbing her face with it. When one or both of the men claim they are nearly finished, the man with the meat will start smacking her with it in the face. Start softly, then let it turn a lot more hard on her. When both men are finshed, the meat man will then feed her the meat. It is very proper if the woman leaves a few dollars for a tip.

Mark's Girlfriend Crystal is really into going to the Detroit Steakhouse. Mark has no idea she goes though.

by Carl Jones August 11, 2006

Steakhouse meatball sub

The undercover name for a type of espionage mission. It involves slipping into the oposition's forces while remaining unnoticed, double agent style. This name is due to how meatballs slipped into steakhouses, a place where they don't belong.

OK man, so we're gonna pull a steakhouse meatball sub next mafia game.

by OneTwoSeventeen May 10, 2019

MC Steakhouse

A somewhat slang term for McDonald's..

Dude, I'm hungry. Is there an MC Steakhouse around? I'm having a Big Mac attack.

by CaliBeachGuy June 29, 2011