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st. joseph academy

An all "girls" high school in St. Louis, Missouri. Commonly referred to as the "St. Joe's hoes," and probably the most trashy all "girls" high school in the area ("girls" is in quotations because... well sometimes no body can be too sure.) Also know to loose to Incarnate Word Academy at all sports due to their lack in spirt or general ability to do anything more than live up to their title of the "St. Joe's hoes."
Boy: "So what school do you go to"
Girl: "St. Joseph Academy"
Boy: "Oh shit so HOW many STD'S do you have."
by SuperiorHighschool January 6, 2017
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St. Joseph Prep

St. Joseph's Prep is an elite institution of the performing arts. Many of its graduates go on to put on ingenious mintrel shows satirizng irish-american life, while their agents and producers continually short change them because of their inability to perform basic arithmetic. Said producers use the illgotten gains to place bets on which of these alumni will die of cirrhosis or complications due to diabetes from obesity.
St. Joseph Prep, Prepped, hosed, swindled, fooled, staged, chumped
by RockHudson1975 June 28, 2010
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St. Joseph Fullerton

A private catholic school in Phall Maryland. The archdiocese favorite. Things you would only know if you went there:

- having to walk on the right side of the hallway and not being able to cross over
- they’re not lunch detentions they’re “demerits”
- not being able to have painted nails or highlights in your hair
- NO NIKE SOCKS

- soccer, basketball, and lacrosse are the sports to play
- we know everyone and treat each other like family
- getting SCREAMED at for wearing non school sweatshirts
- TIGHTEN UR TIE
- having to go through warmups and a full workout before actually starting gym class
- WE WIN TRACK EVERY YEAR
- best soccer school
- being so hype for pizza day and chick fil a
- someone’s always dancing someone’s always sleeping someone’s always screaming

Basically all the kids act like they hate school and act like they all want to leave but they all know they love their school and everything about it.
Person 1: that girl is so cool. She must go to St. Joseph Fullerton
by Litthsjshsjsns April 5, 2019
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St. Joseph’s

The sixth graders are abnormally small and it used to be known as the rich kid school but now it’s the drug kid school.
Wait you go to St. Joseph’s?
Yeah
Doesn’t everyone so drugs at St. Joseph’s?
Yeah it’s great, even the teachers.
by Sussy.Caca.Melon September 8, 2021
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hot boys, small dicks.

they're gay as shit, don't go into the locker rooms or you'll find them fcking each other in the ass

the boys will do theatre just to meet girls ("You wanna meet some girls") you do not, in fact, meet girls
pedos!
the cheerleaders are hot but bitches ("slut me out!")

what kinda education are they getting there?
WHY IS THERE A BOWLING TEAM
they will send you unsolicited dick pics (BEWARE)

in their parking lot you will find them whipping their cars around
the strip mall near their school must be getting bank
most of them haven some issues
some of their teachers are registered sex offenders
HOT BOYS!!!!!|
IHA girls will fck any joes boys bc they have a penis
IHA girl during locker break: OMG have you heard that ___ is hooking up with those joes boys

Other IHA girl during locker break: yeah they're hot, but i prefer bosco boys, bigger dicks yk?

Joes boy: Do you wanna take a ride on my large cock? ride it like a bicycle girl

st. joseph's regional highschool is cool and you should totally go there!!
by lucas_heimberg25 January 7, 2023
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St. Joseph Aspirin

has been a staple of households as America’s first and most trusted aspirin for families
St. Joseph Aspirin is America’s most trusted 81 mg aspirin and comes in a safety (enteric) coated, easy-to-swallow micro size tablet.
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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St. Joseph Aspirin

America’s most trusted 81 mg aspirin and comes in a safety (enteric) coated, easy-to-swallow micro size tablet.
An adult aspirin regimen using 81 mg aspirin, such as St. Joseph Aspirin, is recommended by doctors and leading health organizations to help some individuals prevent a recurrent heart attack or ischemic stroke
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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