by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006
Get the squiffed mug.Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.
"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"
by Hol September 11, 2004
Get the squiff mug.A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.
by CeeScott February 6, 2009
Get the squiffy mug.Someone who has taken part in a particularly dirty, whorish, shameful, bad, dissapointing, or crude sexual act; one which is too embarrasing to describe with normal phrases.
by woody1000 May 28, 2011
Get the Squiffler mug.chicken squiff also known as chickens quiff originates from the minds of warped and crazed individuals known as nichola heywood and kimberley walsh this means that we dont understand the way of the english language and were highly amused to find two words when put together can bring laughter to our lives.
the quiff of a chicken or "see that chicken its all squiff" or "see that chicken squiff" or "look at that chickens quiff"
by mikmitcin May 18, 2011
Get the chicken squiff mug.A sexy young girl that wears slutty clothing and puts out. Also can be used as another word for pussy.
Example: We should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.
Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.
Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.
by Poon Handler November 5, 2008
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