Squirtis

Someone who constantly feels very squirty

He's so squirtis today

by Hoseph hughs May 1, 2014

Squirtish

Orgasmic but more elite. When something causes a euphoric feeling which can only be described as squirtish. May cause one to squirt.

Good lord that caviar makes me squirtish.

by Squirtal January 27, 2020

squirting virgin

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity

Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol

by Sam Mill December 31, 2021

Hershey Squirties

When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.

"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"

by MadMaz001 March 18, 2022

Squirting Turtle

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.

Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.

by Sexasauras September 29, 2012

Squirtling

The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.

Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!

by annarky June 21, 2015

squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

by Jake March 23, 2004