squirrel wrangler

A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.

A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.

A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.

Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.

by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Squirrelflight

Daughter of Sandstorm and Firestar. Ginger pelt with one white paw and green eyes.

Squirrelflight is a character in Warrior cats.

by Mossear April 17, 2020

Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."

"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"

by O2L January 8, 2016

Foamy The Squirrel

A freaking awesome squirrel. Foamy is an animated squirrel that rants about everything he hates and dislikes in general about the real world. Foamy is the brainchild of Jonathan Ian Mathers, a New York cartoonist. Foamy toons are at www.illwillpress.com and on Newgrounds, if anybody's curious.

Squirrely wrath. There's Foamy the Squirrel for you. 'Nuff said.

by Bob Smith, Etc. January 14, 2008

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009

Squirrel Bird

Verb - To steal someone's girlfriend, chick, or acquaintance that said person is interested in. The act is completed through sexual intercourse with subject.

Brett was all over this chick last night at the party, but I totally squirrel birded him.

by ChristopherWalken3000 January 15, 2009