squirrel blanket

a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.

you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!

by quinwithey December 18, 2008

st pete squirrel

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.

maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.

by Scott Dorman November 24, 2006

Squirreled

When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!

Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!

by Leonbaby June 19, 2019

Squirrel derby

A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.

That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!

by fargocindo June 21, 2013

squirrel wrangler

A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.

A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.

A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.

Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.

by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Squirrelflight

Daughter of Sandstorm and Firestar. Ginger pelt with one white paw and green eyes.

Squirrelflight is a character in Warrior cats.

by Mossear April 17, 2020

Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."

"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"

by O2L January 8, 2016