squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 3, 2003

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 3, 2013

Squinch

The uvila in the back of your mouth.

The hotdog touched my squinch I nearly gagged.

by Loan urbandyle November 23, 2020

Squinch

Squinch (adj) is used to describe something weird looking or something squishy. You can basically use it to describe anything

Ewww his face is so squinchy

by Snooberty goobert March 8, 2024

Squinching

Squinching closely related to the word squanching. Is when someone denies that they squanch to further increase the orgasm from there original squanch

Joe was squinching in the chat at the allegations of him squanching to further increase his sexual pleasures

by Squinching July 26, 2024

Squinch

The uvila in the back of you mouth

The hotdog touched my squinch and I almost gagged

by Loan urbandyle November 23, 2020

Squinch

The face a man pulls when receiving an almighty whack in the testicles.

"When it connected I properly squinched."

by bazeboiee October 12, 2014