squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 3, 2003

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 3, 2013

Squinched

Squinched is another word for 'fucked'. Basically the point where you are either too high or drunk to much about anything. A lovley place to be

'Let's get squinched'

by kinnn November 5, 2009

Squinch

The face a man pulls when receiving an almighty whack in the testicles.

"When it connected I properly squinched."

by bazeboiee October 12, 2014

Squinch

When a person gets tattooed by their "tattoo artist" friend and it looks like a squished spider

Amy: "Hey girl check out my new tattoo... I just got it!"
J: "Oh that's nice but uh what is it?"
Amy: "A Flower!"
J: "Homegirl thats a squinch"

by thecokeinourstars January 14, 2018

squinch

it is like scooting but scooting is a larger movement than squinching. when you squinch you are moving / scooting very little

i squinched over a little because i felt uncomfortable being to close to the person next to me

by squinchisaword February 2, 2020

Squinch

The uvila in the back of you mouth

The hotdog touched my squinch and I almost gagged

by Loan urbandyle November 23, 2020