Squeesh

A homosexual sex act, where the top (the one penetrating the bottom) busts a really large nut into the bottom (the one being penetrated by the top.) The bottom then leaves to take a shit, and comes back thirty minutes after they’re done without wiping. Not wiping is essential. They then get back into doggy position, and whilst the top pushes their asscheeks together, the bottom tries to fart. The strained release of gas amalgamates and congeals the semen, sweat, lube, and feces together to produce a really stinky, but potently flavorful goo.

“Damn bro, your squeesh is especially tasty today.” (noun form)

“Dude, remember when we would squeesh everytime we fucked? That was fucking gnarly...” (verb form)

by boartaro March 16, 2021

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squeekponential

The increasing amount of squeeking noise that your wooden floors make in direct converse proportion to how badly you do NOT want to wake up your wife or girlfriend when you are sneaking in after a night out trolling the titty bars. The later and more wasted you are the louder it is. If you have actually gotten some skank, it will likely be at full volume, especially if there is any lingering odor. Beds can also have squeekponential that activates in direct proportion to how bad you don't want your girlfriend's parents to hear you bopping her after you've snuck in her bedroom window.

I'm really wasted and should just crash over at Bob's house, but his floors have a really high squeekponential and we're likely to get busted by his bitchy wife"

by Obama Yo Mama May 21, 2008

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Squeesplode

Verb; To metaphorically explode with excitement. Used to express extreme excitement or happiness.

Other forms:
squeesplosion
squeesploding
squeesploded
ect.

I'm going to squeesplode!

by Seaphire October 14, 2010

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