Squeegee

Pressing down and along the vagina with the heel of you palm to 'squeegee' out excess moisture or lubricant for maximum friction during sex.

I gave her a good squeegee right before I fucked her.

by shrdlu May 26, 2013

squeeeeeee

The utmost exclamation of joy.

I just partook of sexual intercourse with an attractive female celebrity... SQUEEEEEEE!!!

by Jeth June 13, 2005

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Squeeged

When you cum inside a girl and as you're pulling out, you squeeze her pussy lips around your dick as to wipe off all seminal fluids. Conversely, the male can be SQUEEGED if he pulls out, and when he does she squeezes her own pussy lips together in order to hold it in and get pregnant.

Sarah: "Did you cum inside me? Do you need to take a shower?"
Cesar: "That's ok, I squeeged it all off"

Matt: "Did you cum inside of her? The pull and pray is always scary."
Norman: "I did pull out. But the bitch squeeged me bro! She's got me for 18 years!"

by jane_doh April 5, 2016

Squeebles

(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.

"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."

by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017

Squeeeeee!

An interjection used when something is so cute you can’t stand it.

My newborn puppy was so adorable when she yawned. Squeeeeee!

by Tree leaves November 8, 2017

cock sqeegee

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.

I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019