Squiggles

1. Bacon

2. Intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. Unstraight

Dude: You look about as straight as a pig's tail, you been drinking?
Dude 2: We should call you Squiggles since you're not on the straight and narrow.
Dude 3: Makes perfect sense. Oink oink.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Squeegle

The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.

After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.

by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008

Squeegles

A peculiar but beautiful creature. It is native to central Europe and to certain parts of suburban New Jersey. Two squeegless mate for life and tend to get along very well. They tend to be strange parents, messing with their children. They lead a rather sedentary lifestyle though they are apt at providing for their family groups.

No, YOU are my squeegles and I love you squeegles

by Lobster11 March 27, 2015

squeeggalisious

This means to be better than great.

Your tie is very squeeggalisious.

by Bertha the llama April 10, 2017

SquigglesTheDuck

A synonym for closeted homosexual.

I think he may be a SquigglesTheDuck

by Perm Ban May 7, 2018

squeezles

A word u say when ur waterskis catch on fire

Aw squeezles my waterskis r on fire

by Waggles the clown May 25, 2021

squiggles

when you cant stop laughing but like in an insane way where you scream before you laugh

“dude calm down”
“sorry i have a bad case of the squiggles right now”

by j4mb0r33 January 16, 2023