Squeaker

A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.

(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.

by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013

Mahogany Squealer

A fart in which the pitch starts off low and becomes very high by the end of the fart.

The Mahogany Squealer brought the entire room's attention to the little boy, who's ass seemingly ripped a squealer even the gods envied.

by Stahl June 28, 2006

squealer

one who squeals, one who disrupts/disturbs other people's lives,one who spends time simultaneously making people hate them.

see nerc.

by ... February 22, 2003

The Great Squandering

The period during the first 10 years of the 21st Century when the United States and Western Europe experienced severe financial mismanagement, executed dubious Middle East military expeditions, and purchased goods from foreign countries with unbounded borrowed money.

"The Great Squandering focus on terrorism was sleight-of-hand distraction away from the economic threat of China. We've been fooled. And as long as American's continue to bask in the luxury of fighting against each other, there's an increasing probability that our great-grandchildren will be speaking Chinglish."

by sumnerln May 16, 2010

Lil’ Squealer

A noisy sex partner. Known for squealing, screaming or moaning loudly during coital activities.

Rachel is a lil’ squealer. I was banging her like a dog in the kitchen and she woke my mom. She sounds like a pig in heat.

I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.

I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

New Jersey Squealer

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.

Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."

by Gustation April 19, 2018

squeather

a rowing term for square and feather of the blade.

Example: Be sure to squeather with your inside hand.

by squeathertheblade December 3, 2007