Squashed A Frog

To shit in one's own pants and then sit in it.

Lertle: "Hey Lojik, the funniest thing happened.. I was driving home and I squashed a frog!"

Lojik: "Haha what?"

Lertle: "I thought I had to fart but I shat myself, then i sat in it. Very messy it was"

by Funny Mofo No.1 May 10, 2011

Copin squalies

Receiving oral sex from a female.

-I was Copin' Squalies when you called me last night

-Jimmy was Copin Squalies alll night long

by DooWinks July 10, 2009

Squashed Nigga

A song written by S.mouse! (Chris Lilly)in the ABC tv show, 'Angry Boys'.

Squashed nigga, Squashed nigga, i feel like a, Squashed nigga

by W.Kert! August 1, 2011

splashies

furries that like to dress as sea mammals.

At the furry convention, the pool and hot-tub were overrun with splashies.

by Bob™ April 25, 2006

The Purple Slushies

Noun: Latin term meaning "Punk rawk grrrrl gang that likes to funk hella shit up and hang out in 7-11 parking lots"

BOBBY!!! I got shanked by The Purple Slushies, HELP!!!

by Scarlett, second in command January 11, 2005

squashment

to do away with or put an end to.

Rubicon_Cube: "My friend, in the struggle for revolution and the squashment of racism, there will not be..."

Jaxmeov: "'Squashment?' Is that even a word?!? And to think I almost missed that one today! Don't be surprised to see this one featured on urbandictionary.com really soon. No worries though, Cuber, I will try to give you the proper credit...I may be a lot of things, but a plagiarist is not one of them."

by Jaxmeov September 19, 2009

Squashin'

An addiction to the vegetable squash and / or its delicious seeds. Squashin' involves eating so much squash that ones' lips begin to blister and peel. Once referred to as a gateway produce, its apparent that squash is clearly now on the level of other produstimulants such as kiwi and cherry tomatoes.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Scott has been acting a bit weird lately, but has never looked so fit?"
"Yeah, that nigga be squashin' like every night. Maybe it's time for an intervention."

by StrangerThanFigChin January 17, 2018