what's the square root of this apartment?

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.

"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."

by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007

the square root of fuck all

it when you think you have got less than nothing

bob-hey joe what do you think got in that test
joe-the square root of fuck all
bob-same man

by chikinXz December 31, 2008

The Square Root of 69

8 Somethin. Right? Cuz i been tryina work it oohhhhhhhh

The Square Root Of 69 is 8 Somethin.

by valbaseballer December 10, 2013

Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

by JDUB21 April 24, 2007

back to square root

When starting something over again

Looks like we are back to square root

by Hdheox March 23, 2017

find the square root of my dick

b is for ball

Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

by KirbyEatCookie February 25, 2022

The square root of pi

it is not pi

person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi

by minecart November 20, 2021