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Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.
Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?
by NJP777 February 12, 2021
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squanch

My squanch is sweaty
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face
Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!
by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017
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Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality
Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch
by Squanchy July 12, 2022
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Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.
Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.
by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024
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Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
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Squanching

When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies
Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house
by BallzInYoJawz21 May 7, 2022
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