Squanker

God himself. All women want him and crowd him but he simply vanishes with a squack of divineness. Upon seeing his true form you ill simply cease to exist. Praise him PRAISE HIM!

Squanker has a giga cock

by Andrew Ark October 6, 2021

squank

a lame ass bitch who is at a party either throwing up or is done drinking at midnight

man look at these fucking squanks throwing up and trying to sleep its only 1 in the morning

by Dirty Takeover August 13, 2008

squank

to shoot someone with a squirt gun

shut up, before i SQUANK YOU!

by The Kabbalah Krew May 24, 2008

squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.

Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.

by AD the Awesome April 14, 2007

squanky

Acting in a bitchy, emotional, or weirdly off-putting manner. Usually a temporary incident, not typically used to describe someone's regularly demeanor.

"Sorry for being so squanky the other night, I wasn't in a good mood."

by Klark_Kent September 13, 2011

Squanky

Something squishy but is also something you can wank over.

OMG, her but is sooo squanky

by Alphonts August 21, 2014

Squawnky

A form of racing by which midget clowns head towards a finish line on unicycles while dueling with lightsabers.

I watched a Squawnky the other night. It was entertaining.

by Zouma February 24, 2011