A "spiker" is a rogue pubic hair that takes on the persona of an extremely hard piece of cotton (or even fishing twine) that has set up house in the front part of your undies. And usually makes an appearance when one is in a public place. Creating an irresistible urge to scratch your groin.
John got a spiker while at the supermarker. Drove him crazy trying to scratch it without being seen.
by Ralphski June 28, 2014
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by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005
Get the Eighteen Spoker mug.one who exemplifies the qualities of Spyder (Michael Imperioli's character in Goodfellas). Known for their pattented "spyder-switch," which is when he/she changes their previous words once they realize they were wrong. Also can count as acting in a manipulative or shady way.
This kid was such a spyder, he said he was going to let me copy his homework, but instead he handed it in early.
Floyd Landis is spydering the public.
Floyd Landis is spydering the public.
by Spyda June 13, 2007
Get the spyder mug.A person or persons who holds qualities of both spics and kykes. This person is typically lazy, selfish, stupid, jewish, or any combination of shitty worthless humans. Legend has it that it originated during a friendly game of Mario Kart, when Princess, trailing the entire race, obtained 3 straight spyknings(lightnings), propelling her to the lead with seconds left. This amazingly jewish feat prompted an outburst from Luigo, who was leading the entire race, of total frustration mixing spic and kyke, “You fucking SSSSPPPYYYKKEEE.” Thus, the origination of Spyke.
Typically they are at least also one of the following:
- thief
-hoarder
-questionable
-gabroni
“Get off your lazy ass and stop counting pennies spyke.”
They often enjoy bagels, dollar menus, wearing yamakas, cosure, dradles, not speaking english and taking days off.
Typically they will not participate in the following: sharing, leaving tips, Christmas, Independence Day, or anything involving spending money.
Shields: “Hey let’s just run out the door and not leave the waitress anything.”
J Mike: “No you fucking spyke, we are rich and fratty. Don’t hoard you daddy’s money.”
Bozo: “Yo Perez we are going to punish some skeezers at La Rez, let’s go.”
Perez: “I’ll catch up with you later, I have to click click click some more on protrade to get a gift certificate to the Black Lion.”
Bozo: “Dude, you are such a spyke.”
Other variations of the word: spykning(used in Kart by Jews), Spykawitz – will pick up pennies from the floor
Typically they are at least also one of the following:
- thief
-hoarder
-questionable
-gabroni
“Get off your lazy ass and stop counting pennies spyke.”
They often enjoy bagels, dollar menus, wearing yamakas, cosure, dradles, not speaking english and taking days off.
Typically they will not participate in the following: sharing, leaving tips, Christmas, Independence Day, or anything involving spending money.
Shields: “Hey let’s just run out the door and not leave the waitress anything.”
J Mike: “No you fucking spyke, we are rich and fratty. Don’t hoard you daddy’s money.”
Bozo: “Yo Perez we are going to punish some skeezers at La Rez, let’s go.”
Perez: “I’ll catch up with you later, I have to click click click some more on protrade to get a gift certificate to the Black Lion.”
Bozo: “Dude, you are such a spyke.”
Other variations of the word: spykning(used in Kart by Jews), Spykawitz – will pick up pennies from the floor
"Yo bro lets go sit on Bob's porch and throw back some bronsons."
"Ok, but I have to run to the coinstar at Teeter first."
"Jesus Wesselberg, you are such a spykawitz"
"God DAMNIT who got another SPYKNING!"
"HE HE"
"Fuck you Dempster, you only get them cause you are always in last you spyke."
"Ok, but I have to run to the coinstar at Teeter first."
"Jesus Wesselberg, you are such a spykawitz"
"God DAMNIT who got another SPYKNING!"
"HE HE"
"Fuck you Dempster, you only get them cause you are always in last you spyke."
by Nick Starskawitz June 27, 2008
Get the Spyke mug.The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.
Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
by TEAM BUKKAKE January 2, 2009
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Get the spaker mug.Man, he's such a styker. Everyone knows vanilla ice isn't cool.. but look at the fucker dance... it's like watching old people have sex... it's just disgusting
by Endrin March 22, 2004
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