Swurve

1. swag
2. a wtf moment
3 going hard
4 a good moment

1. Man i just got my swurve on
2 jake just txted me Swurve
3 man IM swurvin right now
4 bro i got it in last night swurve

by Golden Eye December 18, 2012

Skurve

- A member of Ricketts.
- A person who is liberal, offensive (see BOFA), has problems with authority, enjoys loud music, fire, the Simpsons, and Adult Swim.

- I'm a Skurve! Where's the keg at?
- Dude, that kid is totally a Skurve.

by anichi December 30, 2004

Scurve

the art of skipping out of work or school, usually unnoticed.

Rod: "hey man, are you going to that mandatory briefing?"
Steve: "Nah, fuck that noise, I'm going to scurve-balls."

Tommy: "Hi, honey. What are you doing home from work so early?"
Janet: "I'm scurvin mervin for the rest of the day."
Tommy: "Excellent."

Rhonda: "Dude, you skip out of work so much!"
Richard: "I know, thats why they call me Rich McScurve."

by Long-Rod Von Hugendong March 26, 2013

Scurve

Word primarily used in Nebraska, short from the disease "scurvey", a dirty disease, used to describe one who rarely bathes, trailer trash, low income, goth-like, whining brats. Used to describe a teenager or young person who smokes, drinks, and is involved in other vices. Sililar to emo, or goth a scurve is usually recognized by black or dirty clothing, chians, peircings, excessive writing on skin, blacked fingernails, cuts on skin, excessive eyeshadow and makeup, and overall lack of hygeine. The primary reason for young people turning this way is because of lack of attention and love, or the fact that they are insecure with themselves or depressed.

"All those kids outside smoking are such scurves."

"Did you hear about that scurve chick who committed suicide this weekend?"

"That scurve has the word "ESCAPE" carved into her arm...weird...maybe she just wants a Ford Escape® for her birthday!!!?"

by Fondler September 17, 2008

survey

A super annoying popup that appears on all websites that are linked to a Facebook group. It also appears on sites that let you watch free movies.

The survey will popup and then the screen will go black and you wont be able to do anything unless you answer the survey.

Wow! Look at this pointless Facebook group I could join. *click* *like* *clicks link*

AWWWWW WTF not another survey! Screw my life!!

by Fatories May 6, 2010

Surveyors' Delight

a carbonated beverage composed of two parts Sunkist and one part Mountain Dew. refreshingly delicious in the summertime.

Surveyor 1: Lawsy me, I'm parched.

Surveyor 2: Do like me. Getcha a Surveyors' Delight.

by MofistolRobinson January 28, 2009

spurter

what one may call a female that ejaculates out of the vagina and/or may be able to shoot objects across the room

I shagged this chick last night and got soaked because she is a spurter.

by The Dirty Hebrew April 22, 2003