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monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.
Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc
by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003
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monkey spunk bubble

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

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whe some one wont do what you want
ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

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owhhh you monkey spunk bubble
by bigtits1994 June 19, 2011
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monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022
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Spunkmonkey

Spunkmonkey, is someone who is full of excitement or "spunk" and possible also a total dork thus calling them a Spunkmonkey
Norman-"did you see Kyle"
Gary-"yeah he is such a funny dork!"
Norman- "oh no man, you mean..."spunkmonkey"
by extreme21skipper February 7, 2008
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spunkmonkey

An awesome band located in Hillsboro Oregon. with pure hearts and golden desires. their name is wholly pure and not in any way perverted. the immature minds of the adults that surround them have taken this meaning to a different level. it was never meant to be wrong or disgusting. only the minds that view it in that way are, sick freaks.
Paul "hey have you heard that band SpunkMonkey?"
Mr. Baines "thats a terrible name and should not be used!"
Paul "you have a sick mind! its not sick at all"
by SpunkMonkey February 9, 2008
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Spunkmonkey

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.
Chris is a Spunkmonkey
by Carpman October 6, 2003
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Spunkmonkey

When one man ejaculates and another uses this as lubricant to masterbate in the presence of the first man.
Look at those Spunkmonkeys
Hello darling, wanna spunky monkey
by lalalalawl December 17, 2009
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