spunktastic

A Woman of such fine physical stature and beauty that they are to be honoured in such a way that they will receive the full force of the males mangoo anywhere (preferably as a pearl necklace) over their naked body.

Oh my god Vicky! I've seen a lot of porn films in my time but you've got the most Spunktastic tits i've ever seen.

by Techno uk June 24, 2007

Spanitard

/noun/ Spanitard, /plural noun/ Spanitard

An offensive term towards Spaniards.
Wordplay for 'Spaniard' and 'Retard'

"I can't understand a single word you're saying. Fucking Spanitard!"

by asianporkchopfromthenorth December 12, 2018

spunktacular

the ultimate extream of livlyness, like bouncing off the wall kind of shit, the epitimy of spunkyness to the next level

Guy 1:"I'm feeling quite livly today"
Guy 2:"Would you say you are feeling Spunktacular?"
Guy 1:*does a back flip* "YEAH!!!"

by Cojax October 5, 2006

Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard

I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!

by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006

punktard

1) A punk kid who's in the punk scene for all the wrong reasons.
2) A punk kid who doesn't know what punk music is, and say they're all about it.

You actually like Good Charlotte, what a punktard!

by Douglas Morris September 16, 2005

Spunkfart

When a man ejaculates in an anus, which then proceeds to blow it out again by passing wind.

Eww gross, Jenny just spunkfarted all over him.

by azrael4 August 6, 2015

spunkarama

A spunkarama is when whore girls or boys go for a spunkarama night out to an orgy, to be filled in every orifice with spunk and to have spunk smeared all over their bodies.

Hey! Let's go on a spunkarama tonight and see who can become the drippiest spunk whore! Yeah cool!

by Mike Kershaw April 10, 2007