spinked

to be coerced into detrimental and/or illegal high jinks with the ultimate goal of having fun.

"Someone must have spinked me last night. I'm missing my front teeth and my car is in the river."

by carlosjuan November 2, 2009

spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002

skunked

(of beer) gone bad

Bleh, this shit is skunked, how long's it been in your garage?

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

skunked

If you go fishing and catch nothing.

I went fishing at the Owens River today and got skunked.

by Cuthbert December 9, 2008

Freshly Spanked

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.

Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!

by GhostShadow August 5, 2010

Freshly Spanked

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.

"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

by The Top Banana April 16, 2010

Spunkdruff

The white powdery residue left in ones pants or briefs after participating in unprotected intercourse and not washing.

gosh i have a bad case of spunkdruff. Should have got a baby wipe on that sooner

by spunkdruff February 20, 2011