Splinge!

Word to describe the feeling when you see a really fine pair of breasts. The word is also a description of the sound made in your head on the removal of the bra. Weird, but it works.
Also describes something really good, a greeting to friends and a friendly sign-off on SMS. A verbal device borne out of too many mind altering substances - a whole lexicon was discovered.

'Sploof' - really big, saggy breasts.
'Spludge' - not that much better, but smaller.
'Sploin' - Slightly saggy, but nice all the same.
'Splinge' - Lovely, perfectly rounded tits. About a 'C' to a 'D'. Can be bigger.
'Spillip' - Small. Can be nice, but might fill a B cup.
'Spink' - Mosquito's have attacked your girlfriend and left two marks on her chest. Throw some 'D's on that!!

"Ello mate"
"How do?"
"Check out the Sploins on that!!!"
"Nah- happy with the Splinge at home, cheers."
"Fair one, Splinge!"
"Splinge!"

by ed2chef April 29, 2009

spling

Science bling. Chromed out sweet pieces of science that can be worn on a string or chain.

"Dude check out this tight piece of spling"

by MMnM March 4, 2008

splinge

Originally a nonsense word, courteousy of 'The Goon Show'
Now, an adjective for a sexy person

1. He/she is a Splinge
2. 'Look - Splinge!'
3. To a partner 'My beautiful Splinge'

by Fenella May 11, 2004

splingage

spinning blingage. bling that spins.

young buck's bling spins, that is madd splingage!

by norizzleH March 29, 2005

Sauling

Mostly used on the app Snapchat, when one person sends a picture of their private areas but covers it but drawing over it

Vanessa: OMG! Robbie just sent me a Snapchat of his dick
Marissa: No way! How did it look like?

Vanessa: I don't know he was sauling -.-

by lerxoovo March 28, 2015

Splinglish

A low hybrid of Spanish and English.

"Did they get my sandwich right?" "Dunno. Chick at the drivethrough was speakin' Splinglish."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

spurling

A scrap hoarding, junk collecting know it all, mainly spotted near or close to junkyards, autobody shops for advice, and clearance sales at wal-mart. When encountered by a spurling walk away fast and mask your getaway with sweet smelling fancies.

Hide your scrap and junk I see a spurling coming!

by Bigbearlove December 19, 2016