Spunding

Removing a banana from the peel. Reserving the peel and microwaving it until it is warm, then affixing googly eyes to the peel in a manner in which they look at you and then having crazy, dirty sex with it.

I saw the bananas in the store, they were begging for a good spunding.

by Spunder October 25, 2009

Spuntingulating

Spontaneous titillation.

Geoffrey my dear, it seems as if my earlobes are spuntingulating! Oh no, it's gone now. If only spuntingulation lasted longer. This is some mad ASMR shit.

by Clungefarts April 23, 2019

Sprining

The act of looking up songs on YouTube but spelling them wrong in the process.

No, your sprining it. It’’s supposed to be spelt like this

by Sigmadoghouse November 8, 2019

Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020

springingdeeznuts

Penis

Look at the springingdeeznuts

by Carvroomvroom December 19, 2021

Spruising

The art of speeding and cruising on a card ride

"Hey man how was the drive" -A
"Oh it was ight I was just spruising" -B
"Love doing that man" -A

by Mrs. Alpha June 30, 2022

spurning

The act of inserting both testicles into the vaginal canal while at the same time inserting the penial shaft (erect) into the anus.

Woman: We were spurning all night last night! Who's got that donut pillow?

by spurning4life May 24, 2014