Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a woman is on her period and decides to fart from her vagina, or "queef", on another person's face.

"I just gave you a strawberry spritzer!"

by FancyFeast672 January 10, 2008

Pussy Spritzer

A drink comprising of red wine mixed with some form of energy drink

I was hanging, so I ordered a pussy spritzer -perked me right up!

by Ding Dang Do March 6, 2011

Orange Spritzer

A combination of a reverse redwing and a golden shower.

I was going down on my girl and got a bloody nose, I figured I'd pee on her and make an Orange Spritzer.

by jdman76 February 22, 2015

Chonky spritzer

A person that sprays Lysol and uses Clorox wipes on EVERYTHING because of the corona virus.

Mike keeps spraying everything with Lysol he’s such a chonky spritzer

by Tony braveoly April 6, 2020

Polish Spritzer

When a man finishes shitting, turns on the bidet, becomes so aroused that he jerks off while the bidet sprays his asshole.

Issac W. was late to training because he was giving himself a Polish Spritzer.

by KetchupDick August 15, 2022

brownie spritzer

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.

Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.

by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007

suppository spritzer

n/v.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.

Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?

So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.

by Itchy Lips February 20, 2009