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spreadhead

A devoted fan of the southern, blues, rock and rhythm band Widespread Panic. This flip-flop wearing person typically grasps the exemplary sound and contagious vibe of good energy promoted, sought after and achieved by the players in the band. Although many fans come off as dopers who have only passion in life - the Panic - they are a diverse group of music lovers out to have a blow-out good time and leave with memories of living it up right.

Regardless of their attire, language and private lives, when a spreadhead goes to a Panic show, he or she becomes one of many and reveres the warmth of anonymity and unquestioned unity. Often a spreadhead will perform worship rituals and close his or her eyes while swaying to and fro.
Spreadhead #1: "Man, when I heard Walking at Red Rocks in '93 I almost crapped my pants and then I proposed to my now wife right there and then."

Spreadhead #2: "Yeah, bro, I tripped harder than I ever will again when I saw Mikey play Airplane for the last time. And you know what, man? I didn't even take any drugs..."

Panic show virgin: "I'm sorry guys, but this is my first Panic show and your contest vying for the most devoted fan is keeping me from enjoying it."

Spreadheads: "Whoa, sorry babe. Rock on, Schools!"
by Molly C November 5, 2007
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super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious
Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!
by timlight April 26, 2020
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Women Spreading

Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.
Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
or
Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading
by Weedankers August 1, 2017
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spreader

An individual that does not take precautions to mitigate the spread of disease while in public, such as not wearing a mask during the Covid-19 pandemic.
There was a group of spreaders at the park today that I gave a wide berth.
by rawratar August 14, 2020
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cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)
I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.
by HayleyComments June 1, 2018
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saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass
My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.
by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018
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Spreading Butter

Skeeting on a girls face and spreading the ejaculate all over her face with your penis like spreading butter on toast
Yo Cudi, on my persuit of happiness bieber was totally spreading butter with usher
by YellenD August 22, 2010
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