scatting

A form of improvising sounds in Jazz (dapaodou-pido ...)

Scatman John

by Jvvv March 2, 2004

spitting

To speak. Usually used in reference to hip hop, rap or poetry

Let me spit this rhyme for ya'll

by dreadz1 February 27, 2003

Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006

shatting

shitting + chatting = shatting

I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING

LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING

http://shatting.ytmnd.com

by baconizer March 16, 2009

pod spotting

n. the act of recognizing another user of the Apple iPod digital music player, especially by noticing the characteristic white earbuds, sometimes accompanied by a visual cue of recognition such as a head nod or smile.

Pod spotting in San Francisco last summer was an inevitability because the Apple Expo was in town and the hot topic was digital music.

by Lingrad December 2, 2004

Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013