Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!
by Rand December 28, 2003
Get the Shovelate mug.To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.
by Matty O December 25, 2007
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v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.
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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.
"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?
by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013
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Get the Cunt Shovel mug.This is the opposite of a bubble bum, a woman with a flat and elongated posterior that looks as if it's been flattened with the slap of a shovel.
by Maghera April 23, 2020
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In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 6, 2006
Get the shit off a shovel mug.When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.
Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011
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