Spotted Dick

(n.) Syphilis

The poor chap's spotted dick landed him in the hospital.

by Ann_Hedonia January 13, 2009

sportsdome

the act of receiving a blowjob a.k.a. "dome" while watching a major sporting event such as the Superbowl, World Series, or any playoff game.

Man 1: Yo bro, you catch the Eastern Conference game last night?
Man 2: Not only did I catch the game, I got me some sportsdome too!
Man 1 : That's bro

by trumanfacekicker June 11, 2011

Sporter

Someone who plays sports but isn't good enough to be an actual athlete

friend: are you an athlete?
Me: no I'm not that good

Friend: so your a sporter then?
Me:yeah

by I don't wanna August 20, 2017

Brown Spotted Hyena

A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.

Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.

by calicanuck July 26, 2013

I snorted

When you're texting someone and they say "I snorted" it usually means they laughed so hard they snorted

OMG THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY I SNORTED

by Dz3002 August 15, 2016

sporped

To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.

Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.

by Speed Racer May 1, 2008

yellow spotted fiddle fart

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011