Spoony

The feeling of being horny for a food typically eaten with a spoon.

Mya: dude, I'm so spoony for this ice cream right now

by Doublyk November 8, 2022

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Sporgy

A spooning orgy; a line of people spooning at a party. There must be at least three people for a sporgy to legitimately take place. There is not necessarily any sexual connotation to a sporgy.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Hey, Nandini, you want to come join our sporgy? It's uber amazing.

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Remember that night we sporgied with Jessica and Stefanie? It was quite the experience.

by obnoxious January 3, 2009

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Sporno

'Where sport and porn meet and produce a huge money shot'

Coined by British writer Mark Simpson - who also coined the term 'metrosexual' - in OUT magazine in 2006.

Used to describe the phenomenon of professional male athletes such as David Beckham, Freddie Ljunberg and various naked rugby players, posing naked - or almost naked - and oiled up in homoerotic poses on the side of buses to sell men's briefs and nudie male calendars.

http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/06/20/spornowhere-sport-and-porn-meet-and-produce-a-huge-money-shoot/

Also used to describe inadvertently, sometimes comically pornographic-seeming snaps of sporting action - usually male team sports where one player appears to be mounting another or giving a blow job.

'Almost everywhere you look, sports, advertising and fashion seem to have jumped into bed to produce a spornographic money shot. Sports stars have become sporno stars. How did this happen? What does it mean? And where can I get hold of a pair of those pants?'

- Mark Simpson, 'The London Times', July 2008

http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2008/07/30/from-sportsmen-to-sporno-stars/

by footballcrazy April 12, 2009

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