Spork

Verb. A cross between forking and spooning; romantic sex.

He wanted to fork, but she wanted to spoon; they reached a compromise by sporking.

by DelightfullyDubious April 23, 2009

Spork

To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.

I sporked you
you got sporked
To spork someone

by mid89uk May 3, 2009

Spork

To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.

I was sporking with my wife.

by Señor Heisenberg June 6, 2014

Spork

To finger a girl while spooning.

"My girl and I were cuddling and I decided to spork her."

by Trump's Camel toe October 14, 2017

Spork

You call someone this when your annoyed and dont want to say cunt.

'Your an absolute spork'

by L.E.OT June 15, 2020

Spork

The Act of Spooning, then Porking.

My night of spooning with my girlfriend got better when she got frisky and we porked. We sporked.

by SumDum21 November 30, 2011

Spork

To "fork" whilst you spoon

We were just spooning, then things happened and we ended up sporking.

by Mr. Father-guy May 9, 2011