Spork

Someone that makes a false SPAM complaint to their email provider or ISP. A contraction of "SPAM" and "dork." Can also be used as a verb.

Don't be a SPORK, use the delete email button, not the "report spam" button.

by Leeroy B January 7, 2009

Spork

To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.

I sporked you
you got sporked
To spork someone

by mid89uk May 3, 2009

Spork

To finger a girl while spooning.

"My girl and I were cuddling and I decided to spork her."

by Trump's Camel toe October 14, 2017

Spork

You call someone this when your annoyed and dont want to say cunt.

'Your an absolute spork'

by L.E.OT June 15, 2020

Spork

To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.

I was sporking with my wife.

by Señor Heisenberg June 6, 2014

Spork

Sporking: The act of spooning with three people. Like a spork, which is a spoon and three pointed ends, you cuddle with three people.

The girl walked over to her two friends cuddling, making a spork.

by CWFM October 9, 2011

Spork

To "fork" whilst you spoon

We were just spooning, then things happened and we ended up sporking.

by Mr. Father-guy May 9, 2011