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Spore print

When a female gently presses her anus against a man's face.
I went on a date with that mycologist last night and I gave him a spore print.
by Miss mycology May 3, 2018
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Spore Penis

re: pok
creating a spore penis is so pok!
by corncob June 19, 2008
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Spore

Epic infectious agent immortalised in the DJ Rubbish song of the same name.
"Crowded and noise and screaming and suddenly it feels like I'm the only one there"

"Thats because you are the only one there.
Your the only one left.
Your the only one with breath left inside your lungs cos everyone else has got SPORES"
by DJ Ashby March 11, 2005
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Spore Cloud

when farting under covers with someone else there and letting it settle then proceeding to lift the covers in front of there face
While laying in bed with my girlfriend, I ripped a mean one and gave her a spore cloud
by houmad October 22, 2011
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dick spore

I am going to cover your face with all these dick spores.
by Shibbshabb July 12, 2016
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Dingleberry Spore Farm

The area between the asshole and the nutsack, where, due to inadequate wiping creates tiny lumps of shit and toilet paper that collect on pubic/ass hair, (dingleberry spores) which after adequate time for growth due to lack of showering (see: hygiene) have grown or conglomerated into larger, fully developed dingleberrys.
Dude 1: Hey broski you wanna go to the gym?
Dude 2: No can do bro, every time I do a squat I rip out patches of my dingleberry spore farm
Dude 1: Gross.
by greggims December 30, 2011
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Spore Amino

A get together for spore fans to create penis shaped monsters and shitpost.
Guy 1: "a spore amino? PFT

SPORE IS HELLA DEAD"

Spore Fan: "HEY! DON'T INSULT US! YES, WE EXIST!"
by FlamingHomosexual May 23, 2019
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